DUH stands for Downunder Horsemanship, Clinton Anderson’s horse training program. Members have access to a large online forum. I started a limerick thread on the forum. Here are my contributions.
There once was a Method Downunder
Devised by an Aussie boy wonder
He showed his maturity
Won the Cowhorse Futurity
His critics were thus put asunder.
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I once had a pushy old roan
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I once had a pushy old roan
Who fancied himself on a throne
Showed what I expect –
He lunged for respect
And now our friendship has grown.
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The Olympics are shown on TV
They’re not showing what I want to see
Talk about frustration!
There’s nothing Equestrian!
And that really irritates me!
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Some friends of mine, John and Ranae,
felt they had something to say
so now at long last
they’ve made a podcast
to show folks the Downunder way
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I’m lovin’ the No Worries Forum,
It just takes a few for a quorum,
and the friendly advice
Is always so nice,
In a pleasant forum decorum.
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I’m trying to write limericks
about training horses with strings and sticks,
But I don’t think my time
is better spent making rhyme
Than in teaching my horse some new tricks!